Friday, September 12, 2025

Eldritch-Horror Warlock Embraces Eldritch-Horror - September 12, 2025

- KC baseball jersey (SPORT ball?)

 

- The writing in Niniel's Pact Tome to the Kraken fades into the paper like it was absorbed. Niniel sticks her tongue out at the book and puts it away. 

- Niniel takes out the obsidian Kraken broach and casts non-damaging spells into it. That does nothing. She casts Summon Shadow Spawn to summon her 12' leg-spawn Japanese Spider Crab. It is very cramped in the tiny cabin. ("If you want him to shit, he can shit.")

- The crab does not know what broach is or possibly just can't communicate. She has it "Dreadful Scream" at the broach. Any and all sailors who were below deck come pouring out like ants out of an anthill. The broach still doesn't seem to have changed. 

- Soliana was on deck finally looking at the spellbook from the Tattered Parchment with Comprehend Languages. She and all the other Keepers go running below deck to save Niniel, who doesn't need saving.

- She is standing looking disappointed at the crab and the broach.

- Caleb gives her a talking to about how sailors are superstitious and they do not need the sailors thinking the ship or the Keepers are haunted.

- Soliana who is a bit freaked out by the giant crab goes to tell Captain Gringamore that there is no active danger at the moment.

- Captain Gringamore immediately begins to tell Soliana how superstitious the sailors are.

- Niniel re-summons the crab who this time appears wearing a tiny bowler hat. Soliana is sent for to come see, and he is less scary with the tiny hat. His name is now Frederick.

- As a last ditch effort, Niniel ties the broach to a string or rope (or something) and dangles it from a yard arm and casts Eldritch Blast at it, which it absorbs. She then tries a Lightning Bolt (warning the Captain, but does not give him enough time to warn anyone else), which is does not seem to absorb.

- She spends the next like two weeks casting random Eldritch Blasts into it.

- One of these times a sailor walks by the open door of her cabin and gets mesmerized by the process, and then can't remember what he was supposed to have been doing.

- As they are nearing the Icy Expanse, she brings it to Soliana who casts Detect Magic (ritually) and it now seems like a seed of Enchantment magic. Niniel has a ridiculous idea that they both punch each other and cast Silvery Barbs and see if that does anything, but it does not.

- MEANWHILE, Soliana has finally been spending some time with the Dwarven spellbook. It has four spells, two that she can understand now and two that it will take her some more time to figure out.

Thunderday, 11 Snowmoot, 1374

- Two and half weeks from setting out of Port Carling, the person in the crow's nest calls out that there's "summat over thar"

- There's are shimmery colored lights that look a bit like an aurora in a column starting at the surface of the ocean and dissipating at an unknown distance into the sky. It starts to blend with the sky so it's hard to tell where or if it ends.

- Stardust is sent to investigate. She circles the column of light which flares a bit at the base, but it takes her a while, but it's two or three miles in diameter, so it takes her a while to do the loop. Before coming back she dives near the surface of the water, but cannot tell if it extends underwater.

- Niniel dives in and swims towards the column. She sees green-ish, blue-ish tendrils dripping / suspended from the underside of the column. The area feels familiar to Niniel (déjà vu?), but she can't put her fin on it. 

- Niniel swims to within range and summons her Tentacle and tries to get it to shake hands with a tendril. The Tentacle swells in size to ten times it size then pops like a spell balloon.

- Niniel shrugs and swims up to a tendril and touches it. The tendril absorbs into her finger, and then her arm gets tingly, then her whole body splays wide out of her control and lightning spews from every fingertip, toe, tendril of hair, etc. She takes 61 (30) lightning dmg and both of her spell slots are expended.      

- From the ship, they see a light show and bubbles under the water where Niniel disappeared to. 

- Soliana Sends to Niniel to check on her. "Are you okay?" "Technically yes, but ow."

- Niniel then casts Dancing Lights and send an angler fish made of light down into the ends of the tendrils. She can see the outline of a reef, and she suddenly realizes that this is probably her Kraken's lair. It's near but outside the city of Revelora. 

- She pulls out her Pact Tome and open it to the page where the writing she sent to the Kraken and stares at it. She's staring at it and staring at it and suddenly she blinks and she feels like she's somewhere else. It's completely dark and she feels compressed like she's being squeezed and she hears in her head, "Secure the next source. Blood, pain, and death binds it." Then she opens her eyes and she's back to staring at her book near a column of light.

- Niniel puts her book away and swims back to the Storm Caller. 

- They lower the rope ladder and Niniel hooks her arms through the lowest rung and Zemma hauls her up the side of the ship and she flops over and Soliana feeds her a Healing Elixir and then has Poetry help Soliana help Niniel to the cabins.

- Caleb is being mean, and Soliana tells him he can't be mean to Niniel when she's hurt. He can be mean to her when she's rested. Then she sends him to tell Captain Gringamore full speed ahead to the Icy Expanse avoiding the light.

- After she's had a power nap, Niniel looks at the inscrutable writing in her book and she can now understand it. The magic note explains that the magical anomalies are opportunities to create magical sinks, and she's only succeeded once (the tree) and as the emissary she ought to have a better track record. 

- The note that Thaneus was shown says "Complete the mission and we will rule together." 

- Soliana is there, and she is very worried about the tree in her backyard because it's a magic suck in a wizard's backyard.

- Niniel comes in  

- Caleb came in to check on them partway through the conversation, and suggests a Sending to Emmyth, so Soliana does that. "Is everything okay at the Grove? Is the new tree in the old stable still growing? Any new nightmares in the woods?"  

- Emmyth responds, "Everything is fine in the Grove. The tree keeps getting bigger. Not sure about nightmares, but someone did go missing a few days ago."

- Niniel Sends to Emmyth through her book, "So who went missing? And how big is that tree?"

- Emmyth responds again, "Sally Tinsingtin went missing last Wineday."

- Niniel Sends again, "And how much bigger is the tree? Like how many horses wide is it?"

- Emmyth responds, "Sorry, was measuring the tree. Tree is about eight feet across. (Two horses.)"

- Soliana feels bad that are being so demanding to Ms Emmyth, so Niniel Sends once last time, "Thank you for measuring the tree. I hope you are having a good day." to which Emmyth responds politely.

- Soliana is very mollified and goes to fetch Niniel a snack from Hargak. 

Saintsday, 14 Snowmoot, 1374

- The lookout in the crow's nest calls out that they can see the Tropical Pole (called on map the Icy Expanse). 

- As they are approaching the giant sheet of ice, he says there's a whirlpool in the water. It's the size of a neighborhood (easily) at the top.

- They bring the ship to a stop far enough away that it isn't sucked in, and Niniel just looks over to Soliana and says, "Your bird can be an octopus right? Want to send her in and see what happens?" "No, but I can."

- Soliana spends the hour to convert Stardust from a hawk to an octopus.

- While that's happening, Niniel grabs a rope and dives into the ocean to get a look from that vantage point. The bottom as it tapers down is low enough that it's gloomy and she can't really see, so she sends her angler fish dancing light and she can see a sparking boulder at the bottom. 

- There's some flashing lights (?) and some menacing cuttlefish start swimming towards her. One shoots a spear of ice or something that leave a trail of ice behind it. Niniel is still feeling sore from her lightning burns, so she abandons this fight and goes back to the boat to report in.

- 1,500 XP ea for 27,700 XP total ea. 

Friday, September 5, 2025

The Mystery of Lab #4 - September 5, 2025

 - Fellowship in a D20

 

DEATH TO THE SPIDER-SQUIDS

- Caleb throws a psychic dagger at SpSq5 for 7 psychic dmg and then again for 8 psychic dmg.

- SpSq1 skitters up behind Soliana and misses grabbing her with its tentacles. (Mage Armor for the win!)

- Niniel casts Fly on herself then summons a Tentacle next to Caleb and Soliana which slaps SpSq1 for 2 cold dmg.

- Soliana steps up to the railing of the ship casting Thunderwave on two of the SpSq's trying to climb the ship, but they withstand her spell pretty well, taking only 8 thunder dmg each. She then Starlight Steps 30' away from the melee.

- Zemma Rage transforms into her kitty claws form and then runs up to SpSq5 missing with her claws then slashing it for 10 slashing dmg then again for 8 slashing dmg.

- SpSq2 climbs up the side of the ship and then grabs Caleb in its tentacles for 11 (5 thanks to Niniel's Tentacle) bludgeoning dmg and Grappling him, then Caleb gets pulled toward its squid mouth where it bites him for 13 piercing dmg. 

- SpSq3 climbs up the side of the ship starting to fight with its friend over Caleb, but misses.

- SpSq4 climbs up the side of the ship, Grapples Zemma in its tentacles 11 (5) bludgeoning then pulling her into its maw and missing biting her.

- Poetry summons Ember within 10' of SpSqs 2, 3, and 4, and they all take 9 fire dmg then Ember throws a Flame Seed at SpSq2 missing.

- SpSq5 Grapples Zemma fighting with its friend for 15 (7) bludgeoning dmg then bites her for 9 (4) piercing dmg.

 

- Caleb Readies throwing daggers at SpSq4 for when Soliana teleports him out of the mass of SpSqs.

- SpSq1 skitters after Soliana Grappling her for 20 bludgeoning dmg and then misses biting her. 

- Niniel flies around to line herself up and then casts Lightning Bolt on the SpSqs 2-5 who are all in a convenient line. They takes 35 lightning dmg and Ember takes 17 lightning dmg as she dodges. Then she moves her Tentacle and wallops SpSq1 for 10 cold dmg.

- Soliana Starlight Steps out of the Grappling tentacles then Vortex Warps the waiting Caleb out of his Grapple who throws his psychic dagger at SpSq4 for 23 psychic dmg then hitting it again rapidly for another 6 psychic dmg, which kills SpSq4 and it falls back into the ocean. Soliana then side steps and hides behind the mast.

- Zemma claws SpSq5 for 8 slashing dmg which kills it and it falls off the side of the ocean, so she steps to the side and swipes SpSq3 for 7 slashing then again for 10 slashing dmg.

- SpSq2 misses grappling Caleb.

- SpSq3 Grapples Zemma bludgeoning her for 19 (9) dmg, but then she squirms away from its bite.

- Poetry casts Healing Word on Caleb for 4 HP then she misses with her Thorn Whip. Ember then steps away from SpSq3 and pelts it with a Flame Seed for 7 fire dmg. SpSq3 dies and falls off the side of the ship.

 

- Caleb runs behind the mast to disorient SpSq2 (Bonus Action Hide for 29 Stealth), and then he reappears as he darts in and STABS it right in the squid brain for 55 piercing dmg. (No kill like Overkill!)

- SpSq1 moves up 5' and then Grapples Caleb for 10 (2 thanks to Tentacle) bludgeoning dmg then bites Caleb for 20 piercing dmg. 

- Niniel casts Eldritch Blast dealing some dmg.

- Soliana cries, "Bite it, Caleb!" and Polymorphs Caleb into a Giant Crocodile.

- Poetry casts Scorching Ray on SpSq1 hitting three times for a total of 22 fire dmg.

 

- CrocoCaleb bites SpSq1 and eats it. Fully eats it. 

- Soliana immediately worries that if she drops the spell Caleb's stomach won't be able to handle the giant squid, but then he starts experimentally nipping at her skirts and the ship's railing, so she ends the spell and Caleb is Caleb again. 

- He burps and it tastes quite gross, but other than that he's okay. 

- Niniel cuts a bunch of the shark-like teeth out of the one SpSq who didn't fall off the boat or get eaten by a rogue.

- Soliana asks Caleb what it was like to be a crocodile, and he says he had the urge to eat everything, though he did kind of remember that he shouldn't eat his friends. Which was weird for him as a crocodile because that brain thought that they looked tasty. 

- They ask Soliana when she learned how to do that, and she says that Grim teaches her spells when she Trances sometimes. In this Trance dream she got to fly around as a Giant Eagle, and then she rode a Caleb elephant.

- A sailor makes a lewd remark, and Caleb laughs so Soliana pronounces that "Boys are gross!" and huffs off to the cabins to hide from the uncomfortable situation. Stardust has just arrived and squawks very loudly at the offending sailor before following Soliana into the hold.

- The person in the crow's nest says they see someone on the island and maybe some critters?

- The decision is made to approach the island. Since they can't see what's underwater, Niniel takes a rope and dive in, and says she start yanking really hard if there's something that would damage the boat.

- She sees the "island" is buoyed up by inflated sacks, and there are chains and tubes extending down into the ocean. There's at least one tube that a human would fit into it. 

- Niniel comes back up and report that there isn't anything that should hurt the ship, so they can get really close without risking the hull.

- They fetch the hiding Soliana and have Stardust do another closer loop.

- There's a low, sort of rounded building that melds down at the edge towards the edges of the "island". 

- There are several doors, and there is a person wearing a cloak near one of the doors. They have two creatures that look like owlbears, but with squid for heads instead of owl faces. The tentacles are dancing around not just hanging. Think like an elephant's trunk waving around, but a bunch of them instead of only one.

- During the time it takes them to approach the built-island they have a break to prepare themselves and Poetry uses all her first level spell slots casts Cure Wounds on Caleb so he's back to full health.

- The Keepers get to the island, and the boat pulls back a few hundred feet. 

- They approach the robed person holding a quarterstaff who is flanked by the squid-bears.

- Niniel leads the way and greets the person and introducing herself as "the emissary".

- The woman (it's a woman) pulls her hood back and she's a triton with wild hair. She asks if the emissary is here to do an inspection.

- Niniel gingerly pets one of the squid-bears.

- Thaneus apologizes for the spider-squids as she did not know that Niniel was on board. 

- Niniel introduces her "entourage".

- A tour of the facility is given.

- The build is a flat dome sort of shape. It's like a warehouse with an industrial feel. There are a few other tritons who avoid the group as much as possible. Not sure if it's Niniel and her emissary status or if Thaneus is a boss with an iron fist that everyone is afraid of.

- There are tanks with living animals suspended in some sort of liquid and despite some of them having pieces missing they seem to alive.

- Niniel finds a large lobster and asks it to nod for yes and shakes side to side for no.

- Niniel asks if it's in pain and it bobs a bit. She tries to ask a no question, asking if its name is Frank, but it just doesn't move in response to that.

- Soliana asks why the crocidolphins attacked Port Carling. Thaneus doesn't know what they are sent to do after she creates the creatures. Someone else gives them their orders. 

- Niniel expounds about how terrible land forests are.

- Thaneus asks the land-dwellers what terrifies them. Soliana offers up spiders and large things that could eat her in one chomp. 

- Further conversation leads Thaneus to question whether Niniel is truly the emissary, and she confidently reaches her hand into her Patron Pouch and pulls out a piece of paper with more of the inscrutable writing which she allows Thaneus to read. She also shows Thaneus her golden conch shell bracelet and her obsidian kraken pin.

- Thaneus is mollified and the tour continues.

- Niniel questions one of the other workers and they are treated with respect, but they don't love being out of the water so much.

- Thaneus uses a combination of necromantic and evocation magics to graft the living creature limbs to the host creatures.

- Soliana will not be allowed to observe the grafting process. 

- Niniel asks if there is a way to get the creatures not to attack their boat. Thaneus suggests maybe flying the empire's banner (purple field with a black Kraken with red eyes). Other than that, the ship's crew would have to convert to the Kraken's cause for it to be marked. 

- Niniel requests and is given a small banner for them to use.

- They return to the boat and turn toward the Icy Expanse. 

- Niniel writes another note to the Kraken in her book, and eagerly awaits the response, staring at the page expectantly. "Visited Lab #4. Thanks for the note proof. What does it say? I can't read it. Is that a me problem? Thaneus seems like a harsh mistress. Why are we attacking Port Carling?" 

 

- 2,000 XP ea for 26,200 XP total ea.

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